Monday, October 19, 2009

Love

The only thing missing from this photo is Luke. If Luke were in it, then you would see the 3 things that I live for. Meet Ziggy, the best daddy and husband I've ever known.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Cover your Boobs!

I am very confident in my relationship with Ziggy. He is very well loved and very well taken care of physically, emotionally and sexually. I never worry over him straying or cheating and I know that even though we are technically "newlyweds", we've been together for over 5 years now, married for 2, and I don't foresee myself needing to worry in the future.

We're best friends and are both pretty confident that if such a thing as soul mates exists, then we are each other's.

However, do you have to sling your boobs in my husband's face every time you are near him? My ample size D's are plenty enough for him, but having yours in his face every time he sees you is starting to piss me off.

Also, please buy a bra that fits. Size D chics should NEVER wear demi cups outside of the bedroom. Demi cups on a D chic cause nasty over spillage that while sexy in the bedroom, it makes you look like you have a butt crack in between your boobs when they spill out of your demi cups under an incredibly tight white t-shirt.

Size D chics (and DD chics trying to fool everyone into thinking they are D chics) need full coverage bras outside of the bedroom. We need hefty straps and full support in order to look smooth and presentable. My husband is fully aware that I'll wear whatever he wants me to wear in our bedroom, but when I leave the house, he prefers that I give the appearance of being a lady...with children and a husband who can cover her shit up and not show it all to the world. He finds it more sexy that I reserve that display ONLY for him and that I'm not showing it off to every man I see.

My boobs belong to Ziggy and Ziggy alone and I wish yours would belong only to your husband as well. So while I'm not concerned that Ziggy notices or even cares about your display of boobage, I would still appreciate it if you cover your shit up, show yourself some respect and show your friends some respect. There are children around and I don't want my son seeing over 60% of what you have under there just by coming to you to ask you for a god damn Capri Sun.

Thanks.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Cheating

I have LOTS to say, but I'm going to cheat with a photo of each of my babies and I'll try to post more on Monday.